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lion:

When you realize you’re not the only black person at a party

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(via ruinedchildhood)

“ WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg ”

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me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

Creepy noises in your house at night? Nah, don’t bother arming yourself or, you know, turning on the damn lights, that would just make it too easy right?

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(Source: katara, via ruinedchildhood)

chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

(via ruinedchildhood)

marcushyde:

some recent studio work with a friend from LA
photo marcus hyde

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(Source: meganmcisaac)

oh-shit-an-eldritch-abomination:

Greg the Bunny. Does anyone else remember this show? I loved it so much!

(via 2000ish)

jamieaiken919:

it wet

(Source: cutearoo.com, via synesthealah)

(via marvinking)

ridge:

bruh

(via ruinedchildhood)

gothichunny:

*coughs up phlegm seductively* 

(Source: gendertrashfromhell, via synesthealah)